2026 So Far, Roasted
The year isn't over, but the receipts are in. See what your 2026 looks like to someone who isn't impressed.
Free. Strava Developer Summit App of the Year 2025. Used by more than 100,000 athletes.
It is not December, but your 2026 already has a shape: the January enthusiasm, the spring race, the summer of "recovery", whatever you are calling this month. Year Roasted reads the year to date and tells you what it sees.
It ends with a reason to finish the year properly, because a roast without a point is just an insult.
One card, sized for a story. Pick the heat, pick miles or kilometers, and get another whenever the first one stops stinging.
How it works
- 1
Connect Strava
Log in with Strava. It reads your year, and only you can see what it reads.
- 2
Pick the heat
Friendly to brutal, miles or kilometers.
- 3
Post the card
Screenshot it, then go do something about it.
Questions people ask
Do I need a Strava subscription?
No. Strava's Year in Sport recap became subscriber-only in December 2025. Year Roasted works on a free Strava account and costs nothing.
What does it look at?
Your 2026 totals so far for runs, rides and swims (count, distance, elevation), your recent activities with their names and descriptions, your bio and your profile photo.
Is it just Strava Wrapped with jokes?
It is the opposite of a recap. A recap tells you your numbers. This tells you what your numbers say about you, which is the part people actually screenshot.
When is it available?
December is year-in-review season. From February to November it roasts the year so far. January is off, because nobody has done anything yet.
Does it post to Strava?
No. It lives on your screen unless you share it yourself.
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Automatic Titles
Every new activity named for you the moment it uploads, plus a short roast if you want one. Early access.
Free to use. Made by Jason. Get in touch on Instagram or LinkedIn, or learn more about the project.