Strava Activity Roast
Pick one run, ride or swim and get it roasted. The pace, the elevation you avoided, the title you gave it, the photo. Choose how mean.
The profile roast looks at your whole Strava life. This one looks at a single activity and does not let it off the hook. It reads the distance, the moving time, the elevation, the start time, the heart rate if you wore a strap, the name you gave it, your description, the kudos, and the photo.
Set the roast level from gentle to Extra Mean. Copy it, save the card, or add it to the activity's description on Strava so your followers get the commentary too. It is appended under a small header, and you can delete it from Strava whenever you want.
If the activity is still called Morning Run, it will offer to fix that afterwards.
How it works
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Connect Strava
Log in with Strava and pick from your recent activities, or search by activity ID.
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Set the heat
Slide from friendly to brutal, or switch on Extra Mean and accept the consequences.
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Post it or don't
Copy the roast, save the card, or add it to the activity description on Strava.
Questions people ask
What does the roast actually look at?
Distance, moving time, average pace or speed, elevation, start time, sport type, device, heart rate and power if you have them, the activity's name and description, kudos and comments, and the primary photo. Plus your profile photo and bio for context.
Will it post to Strava without asking?
No. Roasts are shown only to you until you press Add to Activity Description. That appends the roast to the description with a small Roast My Strava header. You can remove it in Strava at any time.
How mean does it get?
The slider runs from 1 to 10. Extra Mean turns it up past that. It stays away from your body, health and injuries at every level.
Can I roast someone else's activity?
No. Strava only lets an app see the activities of the athlete who logged in, so you can only roast your own. Send them the link.
How many roasts a day?
Three activities a day. Every roast is written fresh, so the same activity gets a different roast each time.
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Profile Roast
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Title Generator
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Year Roasted
Your year on Strava, roasted. No subscription needed.
Month Roasted
Your Strava Month in Sport, roasted while it still stings.
Free to use. Made by Jason. Roast My Strava is not affiliated with Strava. What it reads from your account is only ever shown to you.